Shit Show Cactus & Trees

Don't let your cactus move or tree job turn into a shit show.

Most yard disasters aren't bad luck. They're a handful of predictable mistakes made before anyone picks up a shovel or a saw. Here's how to spot them.

Before anyone touches your cactus

A saguaro can live for well over a century. It can also die from one careless afternoon. Moving a big cactus is heavy equipment work, and the damage often doesn't show up for months, long after the crew has been paid.

Before anyone climbs your tree

Bad pruning doesn't look bad on day one. It looks tidy. The trouble shows up later as weak regrowth, sunscald, broken limbs, and a tree that never quite recovers.

How to hire so it doesn't go sideways

  1. Look up the license. Ask for their Arizona Registrar of Contractors license number and check it at roc.az.gov. Make sure it's active and the name matches the company you're dealing with.
  2. Get proof of both kinds of insurance. General liability and workers' comp cover two very different disasters. See why you want both below.
  3. Check credentials for tree work. An ISA Certified Arborist isn't required for every job, but it means someone passed a real exam. You can verify one at treesaregood.org.
  4. Get the scope in writing. Which plants or trees, what gets done to each, where moved plants end up, what equipment is coming, who hauls the debris, and what the payment schedule is.
  5. Read the warranty before you sign. Know exactly what's covered, for how long, and what voids it. Overwatering a moved cactus or having someone else prune a warrantied tree are common deal-breakers.

Questions worth asking on the estimate

  • How many of these have you moved, and can I see one you moved a year or more ago?
  • Who handles the permits and tags?
  • What happens if the plant dies, and what would void that?
  • How much of this tree are you planning to take off, and why?
  • Are sprinkler lines, lawn, or hardscape at risk, and who pays if they get damaged?
  • Is cleanup included, or is that extra?

Insurance: ask for both, every time

Cactus moving and tree work mean heavy loads, tall ladders, chainsaws, and machines on your property. When something goes wrong, the question is whose insurance pays. If the answer is "nobody's," it can end up being yours.

General liability covers your stuff

This pays for damage the crew causes to your property or your neighbor's: a saguaro that tips into a block wall, a limb through the roof, a machine that cracks the driveway or tears up the irrigation. Without it, you're stuck chasing the contractor for the money yourself.

Workers' comp covers their people

This pays when a worker gets hurt on the job, and on this kind of work, injuries happen. If a crew member falls out of your tree and the company has no workers' comp, you could end up in the middle of it, and your homeowner's policy may not cover it. Arizona generally requires employers with even one employee to carry it.

If anything looks off, call the insurance agent listed on the certificate. They can confirm in a couple of minutes whether the policy is active.